Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
(Source: hipsterinatardis, via noo-regretsx)
Does anyone else get really paranoid in public restrooms because you think the person next to you is silently judging how loud your pee stream is
(via was-once-my-dream)
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
(via itstimeforsomechange)
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not
aw lucky i wish i had two ipods
(via was-once-my-dream)
guess who has a boyfriend
if you guessed me you guessed wrong
(Source: devised, via crystallized-teardrops)
story time
i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying
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I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
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